Grade 7

I could eat so many donuts.

Ugh, you know how you feel after you eat one donut? Gross.

They've gotta start putting Exlax donuts,
you know, so it's over faster.

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Oh, you guys are doing genetics in science?

Today, Ms. Ulrich asked me what pedigree was,
I said dog food, so I got a detention.

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I told Mr. Knight that I didn't understand what we were doin, so he called a class meeting and we had to talk about my feelings.
The problem had nothing to do with my feelings.